January 1st, 2009Monkeys play football
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
January 1st, 20091 line main bol biwi chahiye
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
January 1st, 2009Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!
January 1st, 2009Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
January 1st, 2009Pani dene se pehle boil…
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…
January 1st, 20091 takleef de skata hon?
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
January 1st, 2009An essay on cricket match
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!