January 1st, 2009Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
January 1st, 2009Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
January 1st, 2009Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
January 1st, 2009Kissing ur wife in ur home….
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
January 1st, 2009Santa & Mathematical conversion
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
January 1st, 2009Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?
Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???
Kion k
Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)
January 1st, 2009Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p