Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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.
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

January 1st, 2009Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

January 1st, 2009Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

January 1st, 2009A kiss is something

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

January 1st, 2009Kiss in Physics & Computer

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”




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